Tripppn Application

[Tripppn]

Application Format
Recruiter   :  Tsy, Naknak, Surbin
Country/State   :Cali   
Timezone   :   PST
RL Age   :   26
Character Name   :  Still thinking   
Skill Build   :   
Trade Skills   :   


Game/Guild History
What games have you played in the past? What guilds have you been in? What type of games do you prefer other than MMO's?

I've played   SWG, EQ, EQ2, WOW, AC, POBS.  Never been in a guild you would have heard of.  I prefer FPS, RTS, Sim ANYTHING, and PORN

Personal Statement
1. What is it that you like about Darkfall?  Economy mostley

2. Why do you want to join [TM] The Mafia?  Tsy said so

3. What would you bring to [TM] The Mafia?  Awsomeness

4. Describe a bit about yourself so we can get to know you better. We like to recruit the players behind the characters, not the characters themselves.  The more in depth you go, the more likely your application will catch our eye.  We're not expecting a 10 page long thesis, but something more than a few sentences would show that you're just not spamming all available guild forums for an invite.   

I get along with Tsy nuf said... and I'm not a retard so don't listen to him when he tries to spread rumors...









PORN!!!

[Tsy]

Billy at his finest...



...Retarded.

[Surbin]

Billy at his finest...



...Retarded.

You mean drunk?

[Ranker]

Need a two paragraph essay in response to the question posed at: http://forums.themafia-guild.com/index.php/topic,7087.0.html

[Tripppn]

So today. I woke up with a minor hangover and called Tsy.  In fact, I had these strange dreams about calling him around 10 or so.  I would call him and not be able to talk... like paralised style... It was wierd.  But that was in the past, lets do this shit.  So when I was actually capable of talking I called him and said , "Hey whats up." he replied with "Don't be retarded obviousley I'm drunk.". So I was like "WTF dude why aren't I drunk?" Which he repied with, "shut up retard, let's go fishing."   So I was like "sweeeeeeet let's do it." 

Three hours of drinking later and a game of H.O.R.S.E. we finallay made our way to the bay.  It was awsome.  I caught 2 fish legimatley Tsy sucks at fishing big time. I also learned from his brother that if you take a big ass treb hook and just swing it around you ncan catch bait.  I caught 3 bait fish... it was awsome.  and now. I'm drunk. Yay.

You wanted 2 paragrphs and there you go. Completley off topic but who the hell cares.  I don't like the idea of jiz in my throat!!!  Not my "cup of tea". Nope.   



PORN!!!

[Ranker]

So today. I woke up with a minor hangover and called Tsy.  In fact, I had these strange dreams about calling him around 10 or so.  I would call him and not be able to talk... like paralised style... It was wierd.  But that was in the past, lets do this shit.  So when I was actually capable of talking I called him and said , "Hey whats up." he replied with "Don't be retarded obviousley I'm drunk.". So I was like "WTF dude why aren't I drunk?" Which he repied with, "shut up retard, let's go fishing."   So I was like "sweeeeeeet let's do it." 

Three hours of drinking later and a game of H.O.R.S.E. we finallay made our way to the bay.  It was awsome.  I caught 2 fish legimatley Tsy sucks at fishing big time. I also learned from his brother that if you take a big ass treb hook and just swing it around you ncan catch bait.  I caught 3 bait fish... it was awsome.  and now. I'm drunk. Yay.

You wanted 2 paragrphs and there you go. Completley off topic but who the hell cares.  I don't like the idea of jiz in my throat!!!  Not my "cup of tea". Nope.   



PORN!!!

You failed to answer the question.  Do you take the cock in the mouth or do you take the cock in your ass where it raptures your anal cavity?

[Tripppn]

So today. I woke up with a minor hangover and called Tsy.  In fact, I had these strange dreams about calling him around 10 or so.  I would call him and not be able to talk... like paralised style... It was wierd.  But that was in the past, lets do this shit.  So when I was actually capable of talking I called him and said , "Hey whats up." he replied with "Don't be retarded obviousley I'm drunk.". So I was like "WTF dude why aren't I drunk?" Which he repied with, "shut up retard, let's go fishing."   So I was like "sweeeeeeet let's do it." 

Three hours of drinking later and a game of H.O.R.S.E. we finallay made our way to the bay.  It was awsome.  I caught 2 fish legimatley Tsy sucks at fishing big time. I also learned from his brother that if you take a big ass treb hook and just swing it around you ncan catch bait.  I caught 3 bait fish... it was awsome.  and now. I'm drunk. Yay.

You wanted 2 paragrphs and there you go. Completley off topic but who the hell cares.  I don't like the idea of jiz in my throat!!!  Not my "cup of tea". Nope.   



PORN!!!

You failed to answer the question.  Do you take the cock in the mouth or do you take the cock in your ass where it raptures your anal cavity?

I'll take it in the ass. since I "don't like the idea of jiz in my throat"

[Tsy]

So today. I woke up with a minor hangover and called Tsy.  In fact, I had these strange dreams about calling him around 10 or so.  I would call him and not be able to talk... like paralised style... It was wierd.  But that was in the past, lets do this shit.  So when I was actually capable of talking I called him and said , "Hey whats up." he replied with "Don't be retarded obviousley I'm drunk.". So I was like "WTF dude why aren't I drunk?" Which he repied with, "shut up retard, let's go fishing."   So I was like "sweeeeeeet let's do it." 

Three hours of drinking later and a game of H.O.R.S.E. we finallay made our way to the bay.  It was awsome.  I caught 2 fish legimatley Tsy sucks at fishing big time. I also learned from his brother that if you take a big ass treb hook and just swing it around you ncan catch bait.  I caught 3 bait fish... it was awsome.  and now. I'm drunk. Yay.

You wanted 2 paragrphs and there you go. Completley off topic but who the hell cares.  I don't like the idea of jiz in my throat!!!  Not my "cup of tea". Nope.   



PORN!!!

You failed to answer the question.  Do you take the cock in the mouth or do you take the cock in your ass where it raptures your anal cavity?

Read again, smart guy. The Question is, "What's worse?  Assuming you're a straight male, some guy jizzing down your throat or jizzing all up in your ass? "

His reply was, "I don't like the idea of jiz in my throat!!!".

You're smart. You can put two and two together.

[Ranker]

So today. I woke up with a minor hangover and called Tsy.  In fact, I had these strange dreams about calling him around 10 or so.  I would call him and not be able to talk... like paralised style... It was wierd.  But that was in the past, lets do this shit.  So when I was actually capable of talking I called him and said , "Hey whats up." he replied with "Don't be retarded obviousley I'm drunk.". So I was like "WTF dude why aren't I drunk?" Which he repied with, "shut up retard, let's go fishing."   So I was like "sweeeeeeet let's do it." 

Three hours of drinking later and a game of H.O.R.S.E. we finallay made our way to the bay.  It was awsome.  I caught 2 fish legimatley Tsy sucks at fishing big time. I also learned from his brother that if you take a big ass treb hook and just swing it around you ncan catch bait.  I caught 3 bait fish... it was awsome.  and now. I'm drunk. Yay.

You wanted 2 paragrphs and there you go. Completley off topic but who the hell cares.  I don't like the idea of jiz in my throat!!!  Not my "cup of tea". Nope.   



PORN!!!

You failed to answer the question.  Do you take the cock in the mouth or do you take the cock in your ass where it raptures your anal cavity?

Read again, smart guy. The Question is, "What's worse?  Assuming you're a straight male, some guy jizzing down your throat or jizzing all up in your ass? "

His reply was, "I don't like the idea of jiz in my throat!!!".

You're smart. You can put two and two together.

I prefer explicit answers.  Anyhow, spy test failed.  The correct answer was "both."

Now you must submit a picture of yourself holding onto Tsy's nipple as proof.

[Ranker]

So today. I woke up with a minor hangover and called Tsy.  In fact, I had these strange dreams about calling him around 10 or so.  I would call him and not be able to talk... like paralised style... It was wierd.  But that was in the past, lets do this shit.  So when I was actually capable of talking I called him and said , "Hey whats up." he replied with "Don't be retarded obviousley I'm drunk.". So I was like "WTF dude why aren't I drunk?" Which he repied with, "shut up retard, let's go fishing."   So I was like "sweeeeeeet let's do it." 

Three hours of drinking later and a game of H.O.R.S.E. we finallay made our way to the bay.  It was awsome.  I caught 2 fish legimatley Tsy sucks at fishing big time. I also learned from his brother that if you take a big ass treb hook and just swing it around you ncan catch bait.  I caught 3 bait fish... it was awsome.  and now. I'm drunk. Yay.

You wanted 2 paragrphs and there you go. Completley off topic but who the hell cares.  I don't like the idea of jiz in my throat!!!  Not my "cup of tea". Nope.   



PORN!!!

You failed to answer the question.  Do you take the cock in the mouth or do you take the cock in your ass where it raptures your anal cavity?

Read again, smart guy. The Question is, "What's worse?  Assuming you're a straight male, some guy jizzing down your throat or jizzing all up in your ass? "

His reply was, "I don't like the idea of jiz in my throat!!!".

You're smart. You can put two and two together.

I prefer explicit answers.  Anyhow, spy test failed.  The correct answer was "both."

Now you must submit a picture of yourself holding onto Tsy's nipple as proof.

You have 48 hours to get a picture of you holding Justin's nipple or else you will be denied!

[Tsy]

So today. I woke up with a minor hangover and called Tsy.  In fact, I had these strange dreams about calling him around 10 or so.  I would call him and not be able to talk... like paralised style... It was wierd.  But that was in the past, lets do this shit.  So when I was actually capable of talking I called him and said , "Hey whats up." he replied with "Don't be retarded obviousley I'm drunk.". So I was like "WTF dude why aren't I drunk?" Which he repied with, "shut up retard, let's go fishing."   So I was like "sweeeeeeet let's do it." 

Three hours of drinking later and a game of H.O.R.S.E. we finallay made our way to the bay.  It was awsome.  I caught 2 fish legimatley Tsy sucks at fishing big time. I also learned from his brother that if you take a big ass treb hook and just swing it around you ncan catch bait.  I caught 3 bait fish... it was awsome.  and now. I'm drunk. Yay.

You wanted 2 paragrphs and there you go. Completley off topic but who the hell cares.  I don't like the idea of jiz in my throat!!!  Not my "cup of tea". Nope.   



PORN!!!

You failed to answer the question.  Do you take the cock in the mouth or do you take the cock in your ass where it raptures your anal cavity?

Read again, smart guy. The Question is, "What's worse?  Assuming you're a straight male, some guy jizzing down your throat or jizzing all up in your ass? "

His reply was, "I don't like the idea of jiz in my throat!!!".

You're smart. You can put two and two together.

I prefer explicit answers.  Anyhow, spy test failed.  The correct answer was "both."

Now you must submit a picture of yourself holding onto Tsy's nipple as proof.

Hold on a second here, asshat.

No Where on that page is the option for, "both". We have 2 options. That's "two". for those of you whom are not very good with numbers.
1.) Throat
2.) Ass

If you had mentioned this "3rd"/"Third" option. Being "Both". Then you know 90% (Ninety Percent) of the guild (Other then the gay guys. Not to offend you gay guys. No beef) would have voted for the 3rd (Third) option.

So with that said and done.

This was a HORRIBLE ploy to get a shot of my nipples. If you REALLY wanted a shot of my nipples, man... all you had to do was ask me. Or hell, come down here and buy me a beer. Or I'll even sink to your level and drink a, "Mojito".